(In the Cookie Aisle)

brujacore:

youareawolfqq:

youreyoungerthanyourealize:

timsutton:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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I’ve been thinking about viera a lot I’m probably going to draw something bc strangely I’ve never drawn them before and that needs to change

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

(via graveyardghoulie)

youngblackandvegan:

i never made it through the 4 season of arrested development

it was too much

i gave up

it truly took effort to get through the first episode tbh

this guy’s messaging me like “You’re cute but how tall are you? I only talk to people of a certain height/weight ratio” like get a fuckin grip sweetheart

snackwells:

Dude I was talking to this guy but I just now noticed a confederate flag in his closet and now there’s just a puff of smoke and a spinning baseball cap where I was standing

False alarm it was Georgia’s state flag. But my antennae are up rn

Dude I was talking to this guy but I just now noticed a confederate flag in his closet and now there’s just a puff of smoke and a spinning baseball cap where I was standing

bratty-a:



“Emma, 13, and her friends talk to boys on the Internet during her birthday party, Edina, Minesota.”

bratty-a:

“Emma, 13, and her friends talk to boys on the Internet during her birthday party, Edina, Minesota.”

(via sacrefuckingbleu)

officialunitedstates:

hachi356:

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  ray of sunshine, small little bird hopping through tree branch, warm dog on your lap

extroverts: that thin piece of green mush that sits on top of swamps and has a lot of flies on it, tastes really bad too

How would you know what an extrovert tastes like

thats none of your business

I’m 5’9

(via soundmoney)

snackwells:

My mom got me a Lisa Frank notebook and I’m really happy about it

but it was really hard to take a picture of because of how sparkly and shiny it is

I’m reblogging this out of narcissism. 

mangoestho:

Don’t hate me but rice is like Um only good sometimes

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i both hate and love buying things on the internet bc of the excruciating excitement